Synopsis Edit

Rimmer has hidden the ship's cigarette supplies. Therefore, Lister must obey him if he wants to have his daily dose of nicotine. Quickly, Lister is fed up with Rimmer's "pecking order" and decides to become Rimmer's superior and take the chef's exam. Rimmer tries everything to prevent Lister from taking the exam, even using Kochanski's body to distract him. This eventually works, though Cat has found the cigarettes and shares the secret with Lister. Still, Lister's most important goal, to spend some time with Kristine Kochanski's hologram, remains unfulfilled, as Rimmer has hidden the holodisc.